How coffee relates to computers, turtle races, holidays of the American Revolution, disemvolweling, and sweet pee

Today, we look at a medical condition involving maple syrup, minor holidays associated with the American Revolutionary War, removing vowels from words, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol and the Trojan Room coffee pot, and turtle racing.

Missin' Dubya, -gate, eating off the floor, and truthiness

Today, we look at Stephen Colbert's contributions to the English language, "gate" scandals, people who miss and don't miss #43, and the 5-second rule.